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The Gentlemen's Challenge 2012

Clay Pigeon Shooting at Orston Shooting Ground

As last year's venue had closed down, it was off to Orston Shooting Ground for a proper test of shooting prowess. Nobody had been before so it was a good surprise to arrive and find a better equipped and more professional "arena" - one obviously in keeping with the consummate talent bristling amongst the Challengers! In attendance were: Bob, Frank, Pete, John Grindey, Jason, Phil, Dave King, Keith, Bruce and Malcolm.

With a solid stance being one of the keys to accurate shooting, half the boys tucked into a brunch of bacon sandwiches in an effort to utilise the gravitational advantage of their buttie's lard content. Then it was off to the range. Rob, our mentor, suggested that we may get no further than this easy first target, depending on how we did. He didn't count on our seasoned shot, Bob, who stepped up to the plate first and scored...................zero! Fortunately, it was merely an amusing start as everyone, including Bob, greatly benefitted from Rob's excellent tuition.

There were some good performances, but not by Frank, Bruce, Phil or John! By the time the last clays were downed and the barrel smoke had cleared, all that remained was a third place shoot-off between Bob, Pete and Malcolm. Once the other two had both missed, Pete was given a little tactical advice by Rob and took third, much to the chagrin of Bob and Malcolm! "I thought of it anyway" and "I didn't ask him for it" was the best of Pete's simpering defence!

Cruising serenely to second place was Jason and.........finally.........at long last.........after more than two seasons.........and a succession of fourth places.........Dave King took his first win - congratulations!!!

After a quick sharpener at Barholm, the boys added to the furniture and soft furnishings fund at the Hare and Hounds while remarking how pleasant the scenery behind the bar had become!

Result:

1st   Dave King

2nd  Jason Morten

3rd   Pete Milne

The Parish Plan

Hi everyone

A quick email to inform you that the Parish Council is looking to prepare a parish plan.

A Parish Plan is a document setting out how we, the residents, want to see the area develop over the next few years.

It can cover a range of issues, and gives us a recognised voice. Communities of any size can produce a Parish Plan - to date around 3,000 have been published. The Parish Plan documents the socio-economic and environmental issues of a community and its proposed remedies and actions.

 

Parish plans are evolving documents, outlining how a community would like to develop over the next 10 years.

It will include a vision for the future, an expression of the residents' views and an action plan detailing how these developments can be achieved.

It will outline how the parishioners, the Parish Council, Government (at all levels) and local service providers can act to deliver the plan addressing the residents' wishes.

Well researched and structured parish plans with actions highlighting how the parish priorities fit with wider government priorities (including housing needs), are more effective at engaging their mainstream providers (local authorities) than those focused purely on a local audience.

 

For the plan to be effective, it needs YOUR input! For the plan to have weight, it needs to be able to demonstrate that all of the villagers have had an opportunity to give their input.
There will be a Parish Council meeting on Monday 5th December where this will be discussed, this will start at 7pm prompt with a talk about parish plans by Karen Sinclair from South Kesteven District Council and will be followed by a 15 minute public forum.
This is your opportunity to get involved and give voice to any issues, concerns or forward planning that you would like to see for Braceborough and Wilsthorpe.
As I do not have all the emails of everyone in the villages, would you please pass this on to as many people as possible. It would be terrific if you could come along and support and help shape this plan.
Thanks,
Dave

David Kentish

Keith's Scorecard Subterfuge

The Gentlemen's Challenge 2012

Golf at Thorpe Wood

The season opener was granted a sunny day as the Challengers convened at Thorpe Wood Golf Course. Attending were: Bob, Frank, Steve, Pete, Jason, Phil, Tony, Dave King, Keith, Bruce and Malcolm. James Shackell nearly gave everyone a heart attack by actually showing up! John Grindey also came along as official photographer, Bruce's buggy chauffeur and Jason's caddy.

Having complained about last year's scoring and handicap system, Keith was elected as scorekeeper. In an inspired move, he then chose to use EXACTLY the same system as the year before??!!! By the time everyone had tee'd off they were none the wiser as to their handicap (bad, awful or diabolical), just like last year!!!

Clearly, and as seems tradition, last year's top three were nowhere by the time ale was being supped at the 19th. Nobody knew this at the time though because by the time the second pint had been consumed, Keith was still scribbling away on the scorecards. So it was off to the newly opened (or so we thought) Hare & Hounds. In support of the Greatford Village Fete, the pub had indeed opened but the boys found themselves stood in a building site. At least Pete felt at home! It was here that Keith announced the winners: 3rd - Phil (fluke) and 2nd - Pete (percentage player). Embarrassingly for everyone, Bruce who could barely walk, and was waiting for a hip replacement operation, had crippled his way to the win!!!!!

Dave King then plied Keith with drinks and by the time the results went to print it read as follows:

1st     Bruce Cook
2nd    Dave King
3rd     Pete Milne

So there was no suspicion of match-fixing whatsoever, at all, honest Guv!!!

All was forgotten when everyone rewarded their excellent play with a well earned curry!

(Congratulations to Dave King though who, after a string of non-scoring 4th places, finally made it to the podium!!)

Photos to follow!!

John Grindey, Gentlemen's Challenge Zero to Hero!

The Gentlemen's Challenge 2012

Conkers at The Morten Dome

As temperatures plummeted, the Morten Dome was erected and the Challengers gathered at the Robinson's residence. The event was attended by: Bob, Frank, Steve, Pete, Dave Kentish, John Grindey, Jason, Phil, Tony, Chris Fry, Dave King and Paul Allen.

The soup and barbeque was a huge hit and, as a result, it was some time before play commenced. Skulking in the background, having gained an advantage by stringing the conkers with extra short strings, Frank busied himself scoffing food in the hope that nobody would notice. There were a variety of styles employed by the Challengers, the spectacle being akin to watching Ann Widdecombe attempting the Tango. Bob, especially, "terrified" his opponents immensely with a series of close misses (video 2'30").

Elsewhere, the fancy dress prize went to Dave Kentish who pitched up looking like a cross between Zorro and The Hooded Claw (video 4'08").

With Frank's plan backfiring, resulting in a midfield placing, the final was left to John Grindey and Jason to slug it out in gladiatorial style (sort of). The crowds gathered to witness two minutes (video 7'10") of flailing before Jason's conker gave in. John took the win, thus ending an astounding run of abject failure in The Gentlemen's Challenge!

With thanks: Frank, for supplying conkers & strings; Mary and Dawn for soup to die for; Jason, for supplying the Morten Dome; Steve, for a great barbeque and venue; John Grindey, video footage.

Result:

1st     John Grindey
2nd    Jason Morten
3rd     Zorro

Towers and Spires

Congratulations John G.

He came, he saw, he conkered!

John smashed his way to become this year’s winner of the conker championship for the Gentlemen’s Challenge. Well done sir. Just goes to show that Evertonians can sometimes win!!!!

 

Best Wishes for Speedy Recoveries

We send our best wishes to Hugo, Bruce and Dick. We hope you each have a speedy recovery from your recent stay in hospital & are soon out and about as usual.

 

Friday 4 November

Village Hall Committee AGM at 8pm in the village hall.

 

Sunday 6 November Holy Communion at 9a.m.

Please come along and join us for Holy Communion.

 

A Roll in the Hay – Thursday 17 November

The Antonius Players and actress, Sunny Ormonde (outrageous Lillian Bellamy in Radio 4’s ‘The Archers’ join forces in this countryside romp and extravaganza.

Braceborough Village Hall 8pm. 17 November.

Adults £8, Children £6. Tickets from James on 01778 560417.

Subsidy provided by Lincolnshire rural Touring Arts Scheme.

 

St.Margaret’s Christmas Fayre, Saturday 3 December.

12.30pm in the village hall. Free Entry.

Tombola, Craft stalls, Games, Books, toys and bric-a-brac, Refreshments including hot roasted turkey and beef rolls, afternoon cakes, teas & coffees.

The Braceborough 2012 calendar will be on sale. Only a restricted number have been printed, so be sure to secure your copies.

 

St.Margaret’s Christmas Eve Carol Service – Saturday 24 December 6pm.

This year’s carol service will be held at 6pm on Christmas Eve.

A special treat this year as our community choir has offered to sing – so please ensure you keep this time free to join together at a very special service.

The service will be followed by mulled wine & mince pies at the village hall.  

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